25 interesting things that you learn about computers in the movies...

1. High tech equipment is often driven by a computer with a DOS prompt. (re: RoboCop)

2. High tech companies don't do offsite backups of the data (re: Terminator 2)

3. All media devices are readily available - ie If someone hands you a DAT tape with important data on it your PC will have a DAT drive.

4. No matter what you ask a computer to do it will respond with a percentage complete bargraph - especially when searching for data it can accurately give you the time remaining until it finds that data.

5. Data searching will always involve displaying all the searched data on the screen until a match is found - this is true of text and graphics such as fingerprints.

6. Telephone calls can be easily redirected through places all over the world, and upon a tracea globe will be displayed complete with lines travelling between each place.

7. Deleting of data always takes just a little less time than it takes the bad guys to knock down the door.

8. Alltechnology is plug and play - every computer can have any piece of technology attached.

9. High tech graphical interfaces are often driven by hundreds of keystrokes which do not appear anywhere on the screen.

10. IP addresses automatically supply the feds with the physical address (ie log on and they know where you are!)

11. Word processors never display a cursor.

12. You never have to use the spacebar when typing long sentences. Just keep hitting the keys without stopping

13. All monitors display 2 inch high letters.

14. High-tech computers, such as those used by NASA, the CIA, or some such governmental institution, have easy-to-understand graphical >interfaces.

15. Those that don't will have incredibly powerful text-based command shells that can correctly understand and execute commands typed in plain English.

16. Corollary: You can gain access to any information you want by simply typing "ACCESS ALL OF THE SECRET FILES" on any keyboard.

17. Likewise, you can infect a computer with a destructive virus by simply typing "UPLOAD VIRUS." Viruses cause temperatures in computers, > >just like they do in humans. After a while, smoke billows out of disk >drives and monitors.

18. All computers are connected. You can access the information on the villain's desktop computer, even if it's turned off.

19. Powerful computers beep whenever you press a key or whenever the screen changes. Some computers also slow down the output on the screen so that it doesn't go faster than you can read. The *really* advanced ones also emulate the sound of a dot-matrix printer as the characters come across the screen.

20. All computer panels have thousands of volts and flash pots just underneath the surface. Malfunctions are indicated by a bright flash, a puff of smoke, a shower of sparks, and an explosion that forces you backward. (See #7, above)

21. People typing away on a computer will turn it off without saving the data.

22. A hacker can get into the most sensitive computer in the world before intermission and guess the secret password in two tries.

23. Any PERMISSION DENIED has an OVERRIDE function.

24. Complex calculations and loading of huge amounts of data will be accomplished in under three seconds. In the movies, modems transmit data at two gigabytes per second.

25. When the power plant/missile site/whatever overheats, all the control panels will explode, as will the entire building.

26. If you display a file on the screen and someone deletes the file, it also disappears from the screen. There are no ways to copy a >backup file -- and there are no undelete utilities.

27. If a disk has encrypted files, you are automatically asked for a password when you try to access it.

28. No matter what kind of computer disk it is, it'll be readable by >any system you put it into. All application software is usable by all >computer platforms.

29. The more high-tech the equipment, the more buttons it has. However, everyone must have been highly trained, because the buttons aren't labelled.

30. Most computers, no matter how small, have reality-defying three-dimensional, real-time, photo-realistic animated graphics capability.

31. Laptops, for some strange reason, always seem to have amazing real-time video phone capabilities and the performance of a CRAY-MP.

32. Whenever a character looks at a VDU, the image is so bright that it projects itself onto his/her face.

33. Computers never crash during key, high-intensity activities. Humans operating computers never make mistakes under stress.

34. Programs are fiendishly perfect and never have bugs that slow down users.

35. Any photograph can have minute details pulled out of it. You can zoom into any picture as far as you want to.

剩饭剩菜不要随便吃剩饭剩菜不要随便吃

　　处理好剩饭是很重要的。当然，最好是不剩饭，按人量米下锅。如果剩下，应将剩饭松散开，放在通风、阴凉和干净的地方，避免污染。 　　


等剩饭温度降至室温时，放入冰箱冷藏。剩饭的保存时间，以不隔餐为宜，早剩午吃，午剩晚吃，尽量缩短在5至6小时以内。不要吃热水或菜汤泡的剩饭，不能把剩饭倒在新饭中，以免加热不彻底。吃剩饭前一定要彻底加热，一般加热分钟即可。或在做饭时，把剩 饭与生米一起下锅。　　

应当强调指出的是，剩米饭容易引起食物中毒时，米饭大多未发馊、变酸，除米饭有时微有发粘、入口不爽或稍带异味的，大多看上去没有异样，这一点应引起注意，因此即便剩饭在感官上正常，也必须彻底加热后食用。　　

另外，剩下的汤菜、炖菜和炒菜等，必须先烧开，装在有盖的容器中，凉后再放入冰箱中冷藏；吃时还要烧开热透。剩下的炝拌菜，酱、卤肉类应立即放人冰箱冷藏或冷冻，下次吃时一定要回锅加热，或者改制，如改制为汤菜、炖菜，加点时令蔬菜，变成一道新菜，也别有风味。

自制面膜经济简单

香蕉面膜有助软化皮肤之外，还有强劲滋润保湿作用，对皮脂线分泌较少的干性及老化皮效果尤佳。
材料：熟透香蕉半条，蛋黄1 个，檀香精华油1滴。做法：香蕉削皮取肉搓烂成蓉，与蛋黄拌和，加入一滴檀香精华油后搅匀，敷面约10 分钟或干后洗去便可。木瓜面膜用木瓜做面膜则可亮泽肌肤的效果， 它含丰富的天然孝素，可温和地为皮肤去除暗哑死皮。而乳胳则为油性及暗疮肌肤进行温和杀菌，其果酸更可令皮肤恢复白净明亮。材料：小木瓜1/3 个，原味乳胳50ml做法：木瓜去籽，起肉后搓烂成蓉。倒进乳胳中搅匀，敷面约10分钟便可洗去。

女人“不老”的五款菜單

1、抗衰老食品︰西蘭花推荐理由︰西蘭花富含抗氧化物維生素C及胡蘿卜素，開十字花的菜蔬已被科學家們証實是最好的抗衰和抗癌食物，而魚類則是最佳蛋白質來源。美味菜式︰西蘭花豆酥鱈魚原料︰鱈魚1大片、西蘭花、姜、蒜調料︰豆豉、鹽、味精、料酒、糖、胡椒粉、色拉油做法︰1、鱈魚用適量鹽和料酒腌一下，然后上籠蒸8─10分鐘，取出待用。

2、鍋內放油，下入蔥末、姜末和搗碎的豆豉炒香，再用鹽、味精、胡椒粉調味，待豆豉炒酥后澆到加好的鱈魚上。

3、西蘭花用鹽水焯熟，碼在鱈魚周遭即成。二、抗衰老食品︰魚肉推荐理由︰能在魚肉中攝取大量蛋白質，而青椒和紅尖椒是維生素C含量最豐富的食物（100克青椒含有00mg維生素C），而富含維生素E最豐富的食物就數堅果類（諸如松仁）。美味菜式︰太極魚松原料︰草魚、雞肉、松仁、玉米粒、胡蘿卜、紅尖椒、青椒調料︰鹽、味精、胡椒粉、料酒、澱粉、色拉油做法︰1、草魚、雞肉切成小丁，魚丁用鹽、味精、料酒碼味。玉米粒、胡蘿卜丁、紅椒丁、青椒丁用沸水焯下，待用。2、雞丁、魚丁分別滑油后撈起。3、鍋內放少許油，下入魚丁和菜蔬丁一起炒，用鹽、味精、胡椒粉調味，最后用澱粉勾芡，取出后裝盤子的一邊。

4、再用炒魚丁的方法炒雞丁，並把炒好的雞丁盛入盤子的另一邊即可。三、抗衰老食品︰洋蔥推荐理由︰洋蔥可清血，降低膽固醇，抗衰老，而海鮮能提供大量的蛋白質，同時富含鋅。美味菜式︰洋蔥海鮮湯原料︰洋蔥、鮮魷、鮮蝦仁、蟹柳、草菇、雞蛋3個調料︰鹽、味精、胡椒粉、料酒、清湯做法︰1、雞蛋打散，加鹽、味精、胡椒粉、清湯拌勻，上屜蒸熟，取出待用。2、分別將洋蔥碎、草菇片、海鮮段焯熟，撈起后放在蒸好的蛋上。3、鍋內放清湯，用鹽、味精、胡椒粉、料酒調味，煮開后澆在海鮮及蛋羹上即成。四、抗衰老食品︰豆腐推荐理由︰除了魚蝦類，豆腐也是非常好的蛋白質來源。同時，豆類食品含有一種被稱為異黃酮的化學質，可減少強有力的雌激素活動空間。若你擔心自己會患乳腺癌，可經常食用豆類食品。美味菜式︰黃金豆腐原料︰豆腐、咸蛋黃、香蔥調料︰鹽、味精、胡椒粉、色拉油做法︰1、豆腐切丁，用鹽水焯一下，撈起后裝盤。2、鍋內放油，下入咸蛋黃碎炒散，加適量鹽、味精、胡椒粉翻炒1分鐘。將炒好的蛋黃澆在加工好的豆上，再撒少許蔥花即成。

5、抗衰老食品︰圓白菜推荐理由︰圓白菜亦是開十字花的菜蔬，維生素C含量很豐富，同時富含纖維，促進腸胃蠕動，能讓消系統保持年輕活力，並且幫助排毒。美味菜式︰圓白菜炒臘肉原料︰圓白菜、臘肉少許、青蒜、紅尖椒調料︰鹽、味精、豆豉、色拉油做法︰1、圓白菜洗淨、切塊。青蒜切段，紅尖椒切塊。2、臘肉過水后切成薄片。3、圓白菜和臘肉分別用沸水焯一下。鍋內放少許色拉油，下入臘肉炒香，加適量鹽、味精、豆豉，放圓白菜和青蒜翻炒數下，起鍋裝盤，擺上紅尖椒做裝飾即成。拒絕衰老的2大要素1、新鮮蔬果中的維生素胡蘿卜素︰維生素C、E以及胡蘿卜素是抗衰老的最佳元素。胡蘿卜素能保持人組織或器官外層組織的健康，常長“痘痘”的姐妹們應視其為“良友”，而維生素C、E則可延緩細胞因氧化產生的老化，讓青春容顏盡量“經久不衰”。這些抗氧化物大多藏身于富含纖維的新鮮蔬果中，除了幫助消促使我們衰老的自由基，還能促進大直腸健康，幫助排毒。2、魚蝦、豆類中的蛋白質︰蛋白質關系著我們人體組織的建造修複以及免疫功能的維持。但要注意，上動物性肉類通常伴隨著不少的飽和脂肪，讓你長胖，因此建議減少陸上動物性肉類食物，可以低脂乳製品、豆類和魚蝦類為主要蛋白質來源。

无 . 题 ~ 公司闹鬼

...这两个星期因为工作忙碌，差不多每天都超过晚上十点才回家，觉得很累。想到女儿在等着我，就会不自主的踩大油门，恨不得快点到家，偏偏公司和家的距离又那么远，真是烦。一踏进家婆的家，一阵吵闹的电视声传来，真是烦上加烦，电视声量大，他们讲话就要大声，真不明白为什么他们喜欢这样的环境。看到女儿，想快快抱他回家，免得他被电视和讲话的吵杂声醺死。前几天老公又提起说想买屋子全家住在一起。我想，如果和他们住在一起，我会疯掉。天天要面对这种杂乱的生活环境：报子，枕头，玩具乱放在沙发上，邻居自由进出，电视从早到晚都开着，说话像在巴刹买菜一样，不敲门就开别人的房门，餐桌上永远都放着一大堆东西。。。真的不想在这样的家生活。我很注重私人空间，跟他们住在一起，私人空间是痴心妄想的事。我们现在住隔一条街，他们已经拿着我们家钥匙自出自进，连我橱房里放着什么东西，冰箱有什么食物都一清二楚，还好意思问我“你那橱里放着的那罐东西是什么？”“你吃这个的吗？”“这个好用吗？在那里买？”有时拿了东西也不说一声，等到我问起才说。如果住在一起不就连我房里衣柜放着什么东西都知道了吗？想起都觉得恐怖。。。我不想回到家还好像去街市那样啊。。。唉。。。家不是应该很舒适平静的吗？为什么他们总是那么乱？

去BBQ時一定要試!!!!!!

[燒朱古力香蕉]1. 將蕉皮撕開少少，然後塞幾粒純朱古力入去蕉皮與蕉肉之間的位置
2. 將蕉皮蓋上，用錫紙包好，再放在火推旁燴十五分鐘點食好？朱古力和蕉肉被燒成半熔狀態，兩種味道加起來，真係冇諗過咁好食！注意：純朱古力粒要整成細細粒，因為太大粒會好難熔。另外，將放朱古力一面擺向火，效果就會更加好。
[燒牛油冬菇]1. 用大大隻的鮮冬菇，塗上大量牛油2. 用錫紙包好放在火推旁燴十五分鐘點食好？如果你一向都喜歡食鮮冬菇，這種食法就真係一流！牛油的香味與鮮冬菇鮮味簡直是絕配。 如果你喜歡蒜茸味，加上蒜茸一起燴味道亦好好。注意： 冬菇都幾易燒焦，所以要加倍留意火候。
[燒芝士茄子]1. 將茄子切成一舊舊，然後舖上適合大小的片裝芝士2. 將茄子燒成金黃色，就可以挖茄子肉出來食點食好？茄子肉好軟、好滑、好鮮味，加上芝士的香味，嘩！好味！注意： 芝士未熔之前，好容易會離茄子而去，所以燒的時候要睇實佢！[燒薯皮]1. 事前要將薯仔出水，再切片（話明燒薯皮，當然每片都要保留薯皮啦！）點食好？ 一個字，「香」！如果你喜歡甜味，塗上蜜糖燒一樣咁正！注意： 將薯仔出水時要適可而止，因為出水時間太長，薯肉就會太軟，燒的時候薯皮就好容易斷。----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
1) 燒燈籠椒，好甜架

2) 燒矮瓜之後挖ｄ肉出黎撈麻油食

3) 焗矮瓜: 矮瓜切塊, 加入日式燒醬(Teriyaki sauce)用鍚紙包住焗,or 淨煨開封後放入腐乳

4) 香蕉...唔好去皮...剪開一條痕窒D朱古力(預先將純朱古力整成細細粒)落去香蕉面.用錫紙包好,燔15-20分鐘.完成後,朱古力就會溶左係個蕉面..味道極佳. 但小心未用朱 古力前,佢已經溶哂.

5) 墨魚、大蝦、多春魚, 包你話正!!

6) 吊片 : 齋燒. 要加入大量蜜糖,否則好苦仲可以加辣椒豉油.

7) 要用錫紙包著來燒的金菇, 粟米, 薯仔,小白菜,加d牛油and蒜蓉落去,可加美極